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53 Movie Reviews

In the sequel, they should all pile on the coffin & eat Steamo. (Another animal fact: lobsters eat just about anything!)

Re 2:09.68 - I didn't know you had that going on. That sucks, dear...but yeah, Yoko Ono does that to people.

riot100233 responds:

yeah

For a piece consisting entirely of crude sketches, it's awesome. Thank you for putting my (ahem) work into it.

I learned something from watching: shitposting is a legit skill. It's almost a kind of performance art. It looks like animation works better than still images, at least in this context.

Also, the beat fucking _slaps_. Kudos to @kidasper.

MetalSlayer69 responds:

you haven't seen shitposting as an art form 'till you've seen ZabuJard's catalog

Recent Game Reviews

4 Game Reviews

First game I ever "faved".... It's utterly ridiculous, but that's also what makes it fun. I'll probably play again at some point.

The names & descriptions of the characters are f***ing hilarious.

I lasted all of seven seconds, but that's probably because of me rather than anything wrong with the game. I will say the arrow keys don't always seem that effective. But the game is still funny as hell.

It's entertaining but as it is a game, I was expecting a bit more variance in the experience...maybe a choice on which parts of Nidalee to click on, with different parts having different point values or something. Also, there's no way to fail in it. There should be at least one course of action which results in Nidalee killing the player. You could throw in some blood gushing from somewhere off-screen or something. But overall, it's a nice diversion for the late evening.

As for the positions, cowgirl is my fave with doggystyle running a close 2nd.

Recent Audio Reviews

10 Audio Reviews

I rarely ever rate anything five stars, on account of having high standards & being unashamedly old-fashioned. But this demo reel is fantastic.

With talent like yours, I surely hope NG isn't the bulk of your voiceover work. If you're not being paid well for this...you damn well should be.

You're the first resident of a former British colonial possession I've ever run into who does a Valley Girl voice. I don't think I've heard it from anyone in England, let alone Australia, Canada or anywhere else outside California!

jazzy666 responds:

Thank you so much for the kind words, I like to think I'm somehow like a human Weebo from Flubber or Bumblebee from Transformers and just play the clips in my head of how it should sound and then try and mimic them all :P

That's not bad at all. I've heard worse voices...from people with YT channels. Seriously. They talk & post monologues on the regular. If they can do it & succeed, you should have no problem being a voice actor.

I gotta say ever since you faved a piece of mine last year, I've been occasionally curious about you. This filled in one piece of the puzzle.

Your character voices are good...the "cute" one sounds vaguely as if you have a helium tank nearby. The "alien" one sounds like a female version of Gilbert Gottfried. (R.I.P.)

It does sound sinister in parts... Have you ever heard of John Cage?

JimmyTheCaterpillar responds:

i had heard of him vaguely in conjunction with other artists in the vein that i know,, but thanks to you i looked over him a bit more today and listened to a number of pieces! I loved [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrUhbnrxZ4M&ab_channel=FloraledaSacchi-Topic] in particular!!

Recent Art Reviews

206 Art Reviews

...a Martian Chihuahua?

That is the most steroid-bloated female warrior I've ever seen...

No doubt she can kill & dish out whoopass, but her clitoris must hang to her kneecaps at this point. Good use of light & dark, though.

Very urban...not sure what else to say about it.

Presumably there will be better lighting & shade once it's in the film?

TheMiamiDeSantos responds:

well, i don't know if i will change the lighting and shading as i think it's already looking like a street enough to me, but thanks for the comment i may think about it, maybe i will put some parked cars in the background, but i'm not sure as it's just a background that will appear like for a few seconds on the full animation

Artist in various media (mostly traditional), craftsman & general DIYer. I make no guarantee of regular posting--work will go up as circumstances permit.

male, last I checked

living fossil

various/school of hard knocks

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